Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
Other people are not medicine.
Amy Poehler (via androphilia)

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cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.

allteensrelate:

when the bae tells you she’s home alone

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